Should i join, or should i not join?

I came across this link for the North State blogroll earlier while browsing.

Rules for Membership:

1) You must be Born in, or now live in, or once lived in, or would like to live in, North Carolina

2) You must not be ashamed to admit to #1

3) When using the term Barbecue, it shall only refer to Pork Barbecue cooked in either the Eastern NC or Lexington Styles. This term shall never be used in reference to chicken, beef, other animals, grilling equipment, and under NO circumstances shall it be used as a term for a backyard cookout.

4) Must update your Blog once a month.

5) The North State Blogs shall never collectively take sides on any disputes between members about which is the best College Basketball team or Nascar Racer. (Individual members are encouraged to take their own stands on this view.)

5) All shall affirm that no other doughnuts can compare to those heavenly creations made hot and fresh at Krispy Kreme.

6) All Must be a fan of the Andy Griffith Show.

7) Must Place a link back to this page on your Blog. (Using the logo or Blogroll are entirely optional.)

Let's see.

1) Thirteen years.
2) It's obvious, isn't it?
3) I'll have to get back to you on that.
4) So far, so good.
5) No problem. There's no such thing as a best Nascar Racer anyway.
5) I can affirm that. But i don't care.
6) I know the words.
7) No problem.

So i guess that being able to count to 8 is a handicap? And i'm not sure what else you'd call what i do to a beef brisket besides barbecue.

What a dilemma.