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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Cool catalog

i'm not sure how i ended up on this particular mailing list, though it may have something to do with some industrial solvents i ordered online back in the day when photography and image scanning was a physical process, but when this catalog showed up in my mailbox yesterday, i was astounded.



Astounded enough to share a couple of spreads of these tasty morsels with you all.



did you know, for example, that you can order 10 different varieties of "Drivers Must Chock Wheels Before Unloading" signs? Or that you can upgrade any of your signs to Duroshield signs for only $4.99 each? "Hairnets and Beard Covers Required" signs, too?



And finally, don't tempt me with these. My budget only goes so far.

posted by Barry at 4:35 PM Digg this

4 Comments:

  • You can create a limited subset of these with the Warning Label Generator, plus of course a bunch of stuff that isn't in that catalog. But of course the catalog has a bunch of stuff the WLG can't make, and it's the real stuff, or whatever.

    I tried to put this on a t-shirt at cafepress, but it got flagged for some reason.

    By Blogger Joseph H. Vilas, at 5:53 PM  

  • My guess is copyright infringement.

    By Blogger Barry, at 6:02 PM  

  • Snerck! (on your comment on Joe's comment).

    In my first job, I worked as an environmental engineer and got to see lots of catalogs with cool ass stickers (and a lot of cool stickers, too).

    By Blogger Marsosudiro, at 8:09 PM  

  • One could imagine a nice range of protective signs to place on blogs:

    WARNING: Giant leaps of logic

    Corrosive rhetoric--brain protection required

    Flimsy premise zone

    Artificial bravado due to mask of anonymity

    Etc etc.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:56 AM  

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