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Friday, August 10, 2007

Danger Will Robinson!

From the AP:
Airport officials searched about a half-dozen airplanes at Charlotte-Douglas International Airport on Friday after a man bypassed security screening.

The Transportation Security Administration noticed the man had slipped past screeners shortly before 8 a.m., said spokesman John Allen. Officials shut down Concourse C to conduct a search, but were not immediately able to locate him.


He was probably carrying a monkey under his hat.

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  • Maybe it was an ape wearing a man-suit. Hell, maybe it was Bigfoot. I can see the headlines: "Yeti Prowls Queen City: Is he a terrorist?" "Sasquatch Could Have Concealed Weapons of Mass Destruction: Could the ape-man have access to ancient, species-exterminating technologies?" Perhaps the marmoset was a point scout. I bet they'll all be taken off US soil by the Loch Ness Monster at Cape, um, HATteras. :)

    By Blogger Joseph H. Vilas, at 2:19 PM  

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