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Thursday, May 29, 2008

Beaver Queen Pageant - Meet the judges

Beaver Lodge Local 1504 is incredibly lucky to have secured the services of today's featured celebrity judge, Cher Beaver. I'm going to let her tell you her life story. You'll understand why whe's qualified to be a Beaver Queen judge by the end.
Cher Beaver, born Cherilyn Sarkisian Beaver on May 20, 1946, in a pond called El Centro, California. She is an American~ Armenian Beaver, singer-songwriter and beaver actress. Cher has been a busy beaver, with career accomplishments in music, pond diving and swimming, television and film. She has won a Beaver Academy Award, a Beaver Grammy Award , a Beaver Emmy Award and three Beaver Golden Globe Awards among others.

Cher Beaver rose to prominence in 1965 as one half of the pop/rock duo Sonny & Cher Beaver. Through Sonny Beaver, Cher started as a beaver back up session singer, and recorded well known beaver songs by The Righteous Brothers' "You've Lost That Beaver Feeling", The Crystals "Pa Pond Pond Pond” and The Ronettes’ "Be My Beaver Baby".

Then the duo released their first album Look at Us Beavers in the summer of 1965. This album contained the overnight smash single "I Got You Beaver" (1965) which reached number one on the Billboard Hot 100 in August of 1965. She subsequently established herself as a deep diving solo recording artist, releasing 25 beaver albums, contributing to numerous compilations, and tallying 34 Billboard Top 40 Beaver Entries in the United States. In 1987 she won the Beaver Academy Award for Best Actress for her role in the romantic comedy Moonstruck by the Beaver Pond.

With a career lasting over 40 years, Cher Beaver is an enduring pond icon and one of the most popular female beaver artists in music history. At age 61, Cher Beaver has been performing in a pond near the Hoover Dam called Las Vegas. As someone once said, “After a nuclear holocaust, all that will be left are cockroaches and Cher Beaver.”

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2 Comments:

  • Cher Beaver is truly legendary, unlike that poser Marvin Beaverlisch.

    By Blogger toastie, at 11:29 AM  

  • i hope cher will show us some crazy dance moves at the beaver pageant after party. the after party will be held at 600 foster street around 9:00ish. dj piddy pat will spin. bring your own pond water or drink from the hoppy spring.

    entry is free for card carrying beaver lodge members. you can get a membership at the pageant for $5. membership at the door is $10.

    By Blogger Beaver Lodge Local 1504, at 10:32 PM  

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