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Sunday, November 02, 2008

Liddy Dole - still an asshole

And her husband Bob has squandered whatever integrity he might have had left after the moronic Britney Spears Pepsi ad from a few years ago.

First, Liddy's got a new "godless" ad.


"If godless Americans threw a party in your honor, would you go?"

What the fuck, Liddy? Do you really ask every person you know what kind of faith in the magical sky-being they have before you break bread with them? Does it matter that much to you? Really? Tell you what, then.

Go fuck yourself.

You're running for Senate, not Archbishop. You know, render unto Caesar and all that. No religious test shall ever be applied to an office seeker in the United States of America. Remember that? It's in the Constitution that you swore (on the Bible, if i remember correctly) to uphold.

And Bob?
An adviser for Godless Americans held a fund-raiser at his home for Hagan. The event was not billed as a Godless Americans event, and other hosts included an ambassador and U.S. Sen. John Kerry.

Former Sen. Bob Dole says North Carolina voters deserve to know why Hagan went to the event.

"Just answer the question, I've been in this business a long time and when everything else fails, you just have to answer the question. Even if you don't want to answer the question,” he said.


So, Bob? Here's a question you don't want to answer. Can you still get it up for Britney? What a pair of pseudo-moralistic hypocrites.

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6 Comments:

  • You forget, she's going after the asshole vote.

    There's a lot of assholes in this country. And they vote.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:23 AM  

  • I don't know who's comments I like more Mr. Dependable or Mrs. Dependable. But it's hand's down the best commentaries I've read on the subject!!

    By Blogger So Durham, at 10:49 AM  

  • I've been lurking here for a while.

    Ragin calling someone ELSE an asshole is such a "pot-calling-the-kettle-black" moment pointing it out was mandatory.

    By Blogger Unknown, at 12:00 PM  

  • Comment of the year.

    I think i'll keep it.

    By Blogger Barry, at 1:25 PM  

  • Lester Bangs said there's two kinds of people. Assholes and people who know they're assholes.

    (Okay, I THINK Lester said that...)

    Ah heck, where was I going with this?

    By Blogger Tony, at 9:00 PM  

  • Everybody's somebody's asshole.

    By Blogger Barry, at 11:04 PM  

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